Stories Archive by Month - October
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Ukranian Lion Tamer Attacked, He Forgot To Feed Them!
A Ukranian lion tamer has been attacked by his otherwise well-behaved and obedient big-cats.
Ths incident occurred during a performance in the circus and was sent round the world via U Tube (not them they're on
The Games: Smelly Delhi Telly Belly-flops In 'Plops'
COMMON ILLHEALTH GAMES: As swimming officials investigate whether the quality of the water in Delhi's Olympic sized 'Cess' pool is causing illness among the swimmers, the Games Ruling body are considering switching to an
Charlie The Smoking Chimp Proves That Smoking Is Really, Healthy?
South African smoking Chimp Charlie (RIP) has proven to the world that being a chain smoking primate has no bad effects on the lungs and survived till the ripe old of 52 chimp years (roughly
Arse Wiping Assistance Requirements Increase
According to a new health organisation survey, there has been an increase in people who can no longer reach their own bottoms due to their arms being too short or in some cases, the arse
Boston Red Sox Buy Liverpool Football Club
Former owners of Liverpool FC, Hocks and Sellit, are warning the new owners to be careful when they finally come in and complete the deal to take ownership of Liverpool FC.
"When we took over Liverpool
Researchers Announce Artificial Intelligence Breakthrough
Scientists announced today that they have developed a computer which exceeds the capacity of the human brain. Dubbed "Halle" the computer is said to represent true Artificial Intelligence; it is self-aware, thinks, and learns.
But
New British Driving Test
To bring the British parking test into the 21st century, new elements will be introduced into the final test, and will have to be taught alongside traditional parts, such as parallel parking, emergency stops and
George Osborne Receives Many Thank You Notes, Tories Livid
"We are all in this together." - So, it is reported, Mr and Mrs Ed Bowls and Ed Multiband and partner are happy to echo.
The lucky couples will continue to receive Child Benefit. Even though
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The countries that have issued orders for your arrest will close in today and cause you to go without clean pants......
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