Stories Archive by Month - October
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Anne Widdecombe Disqualified In Cum Dancing (adult Content)
Anne Widdecombe taking a break from politics, having made a mess of her undertaking as a minister, has been focussing her efforts, in recent weeks, as a star on "Strictly Cum Dancing", a tacky, out
Nobel Winners Embarrassed: Can't Find Example of Winning Material
Physics Nobel Prize Winners Andrei Geim and Konstantin Novoselov have lost the very thing that won them the accolade.
Geim and Konstantin are the inventors of graphene - a flat sheet of carbon just one atom
Child Benefit Cuts - Crackheads In Revolt
Crackheads all over the country were last night putting their heads together with a view to starting a protest movement over the proposed axing of Child Benefit by the Con-Dem government.
Child Benefit payments are a
Clowns Picket Alton Towers Claiming Not To Be Evil
There was widespread panic at Alton Towers yesterday as thousands of clowns armed with outsized shoes and plastic buttonholes that squirt water out chained themselves to railings at the Staffordshire theme park.
The clowns are upset
Daily Links - 10/6/10
Moon Landing -
The director's cut finally gets released. Unrated extended edition.
Using XPÂ -
A surprising percentage of Windows users still use Windows XP. I've been using
Italian Golfing Greaseballs Thwarted At Ryder Cup
The Italian Golfing Greaseballs, Edoardo and Francesco Molinari, after bragging that they would go undefeated in Ryder Cup competition, went down like spaghetti doused in olive oil in the final round of Ryder Cup competition.
Edoardo,
Break-a-leg Dutch Expert De Jong Has Been Banned From Entering Holland!
Nigel De Jong the controversial break-a-leg expert and Kung Fu copy-cat Eric fan has been refused entry into his home country and had his Dutch passport confiscated.
The Dutch infamous politician, Mijnheer Geert Wilders (who at
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