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Iraq's Exploding Ballots To Spark News Coverage

(2005-10-15) -- In order to generate interest among American TV journalists in covering today's referendum on the new Iraqi constitution, the National Assembly has approved random distribution of some 7,000 exploding paper ballots. "Most voters

Blair Blames Demons For Menezes Shooting

Blair Blames Demons For Menezes Shooting

Tony Blair reveals the real reason for the shooting of Jean Charles de Menezes

 Utterpants
Added: 15 October 2005
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Pakistan Blames Earthquakes And Aftershocks On Bush

Pakistani government leaders today blamed the recent earthquakes and aftershocks on American President George Bush. Said government spokesman Abdul Cabezaconrag 'the President of the United States is responsible for the two hurricanes that devi...

 The Spoof
Added: 15 October 2005
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All US Citizens Filing For Bankruptcy

WASHINGTON (AP)--Every citizen in the United States is racing the clock to beat the tougher bankruptcy law about to come into force on Monday.

 The Spoof
Added: 15 October 2005
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Insurgency Ends As Iraqis Vote On Constitution

Unconfirmed sources report that the Iraqi insurgency has ended. With voting on the new constitution nearly complete the nation of Iraqi is quiet tonight. Various Iraqi insurgent groups have announced an

 Unconfirmed Sources
Added: 15 October 2005
Toyota Recalling Prius To Remove Easter Eggs

Toyota Recalling Prius To Remove Easter Eggs

TOKYO, Japan - Toyota is recalling 160,000 of its popular Prius hybrid cars because of what the company initially called "an electrical problem that could cause the engine to stall." But in a subsequent announcement,

 The Bentinel
Added: 15 October 2005
Bush Dismisses Criticism Over Soldiers' "Teleconference"

Bush Dismisses Criticism Over Soldiers' "Teleconference"

Washington, DC (Claw News Service) - The Bush Administration angrily dismissed any sense of impropriety over the scripting of yesterday's "Soldiers in Iraq Teleconference". Said a petulant Mr. Bush, "I

 Unconfirmed Sources
Added: 15 October 2005
Harper Holding His Breath Until He Gets An Election

Harper Holding His Breath Until He Gets An Election

Leader of the Official Opposition Stephen Harper will be holding his breath in the foyer of the House of Commons for the foreseeable future. According to one of his aides, the Conservative leader plans to

 The Hammer
Added: 15 October 2005


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