(2005-10-15) -- In order to generate interest among American TV journalists in covering today's referendum on the new Iraqi constitution, the National Assembly has approved random distribution of some 7,000 exploding paper ballots. "Most voters
Pakistani government leaders today blamed the recent earthquakes and aftershocks on American President George Bush. Said government spokesman Abdul Cabezaconrag 'the President of the United States is responsible for the two hurricanes that devi...
Unconfirmed sources report that the Iraqi insurgency has ended. With voting on the new constitution nearly complete the nation of Iraqi is quiet tonight. Various Iraqi insurgent groups have announced an
TOKYO, Japan - Toyota is recalling 160,000 of its popular Prius hybrid cars because of what the company initially called "an electrical problem that could cause the engine to stall." But in a subsequent announcement,
Washington, DC (Claw News Service) - The Bush Administration angrily dismissed any sense of impropriety over the scripting of yesterday's "Soldiers in Iraq Teleconference". Said a petulant Mr. Bush, "I
Leader of the Official Opposition Stephen Harper will be holding his breath in the foyer of the House of Commons for the foreseeable future. According to one of his aides, the Conservative leader plans to