Stories Archive by Month - October

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Air Force Bombers Called In To Serve Indictments In Washington D.c.

Unconfirmed sources report that the Air Force has been called in to help serve indictments to Republican lawmakers and lobbyists in and around the capitol. Air Force bombers are expected

 Unconfirmed Sources
Added: 14 October 2005
The George W. Bush Theater Troupe Stumbles In Debut

The George W. Bush Theater Troupe Stumbles In Debut

President Bush seen here at the first public performance of his theater troupe, which is garnering crappy reviews. Written by Joe...

 Poopy Caca
Added: 14 October 2005
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Is Yoko Still Bitter About Beatles Stuff?

LONDON -- Yoko Ono accepted a Q Award on behalf of her late husband, John Lennon recently and at a press conference some people think she took a dig at Lennon's Beatles band mate Paul

 The Spoof
Added: 13 October 2005
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Harriet Miers, A Wise Choice For The Supreme Court

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 The Chortler
Added: 13 October 2005
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Small Sentence For Man Guilty of Watching Girls Go By

Following chaotic scenes at one of Surrey's most popular twitcheries, Daz Mower (19) was found hanging by a thread from the burst trousers of justice today. Earlier, Mower, of Lahndan, had been collared under the

 The Spoof
Added: 13 October 2005
Anthropologists Uncover Prehistoric Dwarf ‘Bonehead' of ‘Semi-human' Origin

Anthropologists Uncover Prehistoric Dwarf ‘Bonehead' of ‘Semi-human' Origin

Scientists digging in a remote Texan cave have uncovered a small bonehead that they say adds more evidence that a tiny prehistoric semi-human-like species once existed, and quite possibly still does. The research team which

 The Spoof
Added: 13 October 2005
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The Secret Diary of Matt Drudge Continued

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 The Chortler
Added: 13 October 2005
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Pretender And Alibi In 9/11 Shrine Pilgrimage

Clarence House , London 10 October 2005 -(Associated Mess): Details are released today of the forthcoming Haj tour by the Pretender to the Throne to the shrine of his greatest US personal achievement in next

 The Spoof
Added: 13 October 2005


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