Stories Archive by Month - October

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Court Proceedings

An everyday bloke has a brush with the long arm of the Law

 Utterpants
Added: 13 October 2005
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Daniel Craig As The Next James Bond

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 The Chortler
Added: 13 October 2005
Capitol Hill Pranksters Draw Ire of The President

Capitol Hill Pranksters Draw Ire of The President

CLICK TO ENLARGE Washington, DC (APE) - A simple , yet sophisticated prank loomed in the night sky over the Capitol Dome last night in Washington, DC, which

 Unconfirmed Sources
Added: 13 October 2005
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Apple Unveils Portable Porn Player

”With this new iPod, users can now masturbate anywhere,” said Steve Jobs of the video iPod.Written by Joe Wilson SAN JOSE, California (

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Annual Ugly, Poor And Fat Convention Swarming With Groupies

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 Melting Clock Times
Added: 12 October 2005
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Real Networks Outwits Microsoft To Become The Official Media Player In Hell

Unconfirmed sources report that The Devil has agreed to name Real Networks the official Media Player in the Underworld. The news of the agreement is rocking the computer world as

 Unconfirmed Sources
Added: 12 October 2005
Love God Banned From Dating Websites

Love God Banned From Dating Websites

A Biologist from Texas has been banned from 28 dating agencies

 Utterpants
Added: 12 October 2005
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I Don't Want To Have Sex Any More

I broke up with my b/f three weeks ago and..

 Utterpants
Added: 12 October 2005


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