Stories Archive by Month - October
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Pre-Natal Hockey League A Hit With Moms-to-be
MEDFORD, Mass. Peggy and Dave Finnerty admit they're hockey nuts, having spent countless hours carting their two sons to games at the break of dawn. 'It's what we love to do,' says Peggy, who sports...
UN Positive Sanctions Aim To Catch Kim Doing Good
The United Nations Security Council, which has maintained peace around the globe for six decades, today stood poised to approve ?positive sanctions? on North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Il aimed encouraging him when he...
"No Stretch Marks!" Madonna Adopts Malawi Boy
Following in the footsteps of Angelina Jolie and Nicole Kidman, Madonna adopts a poverty stricken baby to spare her body from stretch marks, saggy skin, milk-bursting breasts, cellulite, the spectre of a bloody placenta, and...
Patriots, Cheerleaders Clash Over Who's Tougher
FOXBORO, Mass. As the New England Patriots' rest and recuperate over their bye weekend, they have more than bruised bodies to deal with. An article to be published in tomorrow's Boston Globe Magazine claims that...
Steinbrenner Offers To Buy Plane For A-rod
Yankees Owner George Steinbrenner plots A-Rod's demise...
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