Stories Archive by Month - October
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George W. Bush Now Regrets Past Gay Bashing
Unconfirmed Sources report The President of the United States George W. Bush now regrets the gay bashing required to win the 2004 election. Just 2 short years later, as the Mark...
Clinton: Madeline Albright's Involvement In North Korea Was About Saving Kittens
Guest Editorial- by former President Bill Clinton There has been so much hoopla recently over Madeline Albright's infamously chummy photo-op with North Korean leader Kim Jong Il, that I felt obligated to respond in her...
Felix Leads Protests Against Creation of "Allergy-Free" Cats
New York City -- Furious felines mobbed Grand Central Station last night as Felix the Cat led them in a protest against the creation of so-called 'hypoallergenic' cats. The outraged Felix, looking quite spiffy in...
True Blue Voodoo
The Dead Have Risen From Their Graves - And This Time They're Voting Tory! Cameron's Sinister New Strategy to Swamp the Polls With the Living Dead Revealed!...
Cops Block Papal State Visit
London - (Associated Mess): Next year's proposed Vatican state visit by Pope Joseph Ratzinger has been cancelled following advice from the Metropolitan Police's Serious and Organised Crime Agency (SOCA) that it would provoke an unwarranted...
First Known Al Qaeda Member Jumps Ship, Needed Boost To Do So
Whether you call it The War On Terror, The Fight Against Islamofascism or The Struggle With The Camelphiles, one of the greatest challenges that we as a nation have faced in our ongoing battle against...
Uss George Bush Sent Back To Dry-dock After Allen Political Stunt
Newport News, VA (APE) - Virginia Senator Allen apologized profusely for his failed addition to the festivities of the dedication of the USS George Bush aircraft carrier yesterday in...
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