Stories Archive by Month - October
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Brits' Grave-robbing Testimony In Wiccan Vets' Burials Appeal
Washington DC - (Associated Mess): Pentagon lawyers opposing a Supreme Court ruling authorising wiccan veterans to use spiritual symbols such as the pentacle on tombstones at military cemetaries have sent in the big guns to...
Joy As Vatican Tests Nuke
Vatican City - (Associated Mess): Amid scenes of unprecedented celebration, the Pope held a public audience in St Peter's Square today following the Vatican's universally acclaimed successful test of a nuclear warhead deep under strategicall...
House Speaker Dennis Hastert Probed Mark Foley In 2001
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Kirk Fordham, the openly homosexual ex-aide to the homosexual ex-Congressman Mark Foley, recently told reporters that Congressman Dennis Hastert already probed Mark Foley in the year 2001. Republicans...
Republican Voters Jumping Ship As Titanic Sinks
Like the sinking of the Titanic, thousands of traditional Republican voters are “jumping ship.”...
Ho Tko's T.o
Today Dallas Cowboys wide receiver, Terrell Owens (T.O.), described the events leading up to the bogus claims of his attempted suicide. T.O. said he and his publicist, Kim Etheredge, were throwing back a few and...
World Mental Health Day: 'No Such Things As Psychiatrists'
London - (Associated Mess): The broadly-ranging term 'psychiatrist' must be abolished as being a delusional term for a wide grouping of symptoms associated with the pharmaceutical industry's outreach workers who have been programmed to i...
Alleged Music Pirate Copied From As Kid
Hoboken, NJ – Alexi Samsanov, 14, on trial for software piracy, revealed today that as a younger child other students copied his intellectual property...
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