Stories Archive by Month - October
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Kim Triggers Nuke, Pelosi Calls On Hastert To Quit
In the wake of the weekend detonation of North Korea?s first atomic bomb, House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi, D-CA, called for the resignation of House Speaker Dennis Hastert, R-IL...
Rice Demands Progress From Leaders: Threatens Military Action Against Iraq
(Green Zone, IRAQ) Ucs News International: Unconfirmed Sources report the US Secretary of State, Condoleezza Rice, met with Iraqi leaders and pressed them to take action to stop the violence already...
To Boldly Go Where No Trekkie Has Gone Before
This 78-inch long model of the Enterprise-D of Star Trek: The Next Generation fame recently sold for $576,000 at Christie's Auction House in New York City to self-described Trek-a-holic Martin Sanderson. Sanderson also purchased a...
Slovak Humor: Muslim Flasher
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Arugula Claims Responsibility For Spinach And Lettuce Contamination
On the heels of the news that supplies of lettuce coming from Salinas Valley may be contaminated with the same e-coli bacteria that tainted spinach two weeks ago, came the shocking revelation that arugula, the...
Larry King Live Dead
Larry King Live was found dead .. blindfolded, stabbed, bound and gagged stuffed in a dumpster outside a posh Atlanta adult bookstore late last night...
Top Prospect Makes It Official, Signs With Chicago
CHICAGO, Illinois. Top college prospect Adam Welkin ended months of speculation today as he signed a national letter of intent to attend the University of Chicago, a school with a storied football past but virtually...
Republicans Regain Footing, Nothing Bad Happened This Afternoon
(Washington D.C.) Ucs News, Unconfirmed sources reports The Bush administration and Republican congressmen are seeing today's spot poll numbers improve. For the first time in hours, there has not been a...
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