Stories Archive by Month - October

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Tickle Me Elmo's career on children's television may also be in the garbage...

WASHINGTON D.C. (UCS News) With Republicans sagging in the polls and Democrats poised to take control of one or both houses in congress, the outlook is bleak for the president, but...

WASHINGTON (AP) − The American Republican Pervert Association (ARPA) has come out strongly defending the cover-up by House of Representatives Speaker Dennis Hastert, R-Ill., of predatory, “creepy” and sexually explicit emails to underage House pages...

Unconfirmed sources report the President will endorse the National Rife association recommendation that Glock 17 Semi automatic pistols be made available to all school age children. "I know this will help..."

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WASHINGTON, D.C. After sifting through reams of data over the long weekend, Defense Department seismologists have determined that North Korea's purported atomic blast was in fact an explosion of a propane gas tank being used...

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