Stories Archive by Month - October
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New Coffee Creamers Aim To Kick Your Ass Good
New York − Americans love to cover up their coffee (Those beans ARE suggestive in their nakedness. Or is it just me?), and now the taste of your java break can take a radical turn...
Home Depot Helps Olympians Train While Working
NEOSHO, Missouri. Gene Ray Diggs, a shotput and hammer-throw hopeful for the 2008 Summer Olympic Games in Beijing, China, dons his bright orange Home Depot apron every morning with a big smile on his face...
Paris Hilton And Nicole Richie To Defuse North Korea's Nuclear Ambitions
Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie, three times voted leading members of the paparazzi "glutterati" squad, have been selected by President Bush...
Suspected Second North Korean Nuclear Test Not Linked To Quake
Tokyo, Japan (Rotters) - Tokyo scientists early this morning stated that after a review of the data, a small earthquake in the north of Japan did not account for...
Don King Squeezes Boxing Competitors, Acquires Rights To Key Letters
DEERFIELD BEACH, Florida. In a deal brokered by the Children's Television Workshop, producers of the Sesame Street children's television show, fight promoter Don King today acquired the rights to the letters 'W' and 'B' i...
Sean Connery's Speech Impediment Finally Explained
NEW YORK, NY - Linguists studying the speech patterns of actor Sean Connery have made a breakthrough that could explain the origins of the celebrity's notorious speech impediment...
Lawsuit Reveals Late Pope Had Gambling Habit
ROME, Italy. A lawsuit filed in an Italian civil court yesterday made public what Las Vegas insiders have been whispering for decades--Pope John Paul II had a serious gambling habit, often betting large sums on...
Why Do 50% of Political Resignations End In Gayness?
What's going through the head of Ex-Congressman Mark Foley? I thought that being gay had become chic in certain circles giving you a certain air of authority from tasting the forbidden fruit. But in Congress...
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