Stories Archive by Month - October

Majorca: Today: Great Rockers die young! It's the one disadvantage of being brilliantly talented and having a world of teenage adulation sitting at your feet. So whereas minor stars like McCartney, Jagger, Springsteen, Page, Plant, Wilson,

Noth Korea's Kim Jong Il was sadly disappointed over the second place showing of singer Susan Boyle during the final segment of Britain's got Talent a few months ago. He promised the comely lass a one-way

ST LOUIS, MO -- (ABSNN) Several current members of the St. Louis Rams football organization told ABSNN that "they would all walk if Rush Limbaugh buys the Rams." All the players threatening to walk were African-American,

Anton du Beke, a dancer you won't of heard of in 6 months time, has apologised on air for Strictly Come Dancing, saying it was 'inappropriate', 'offensive' and he didn't know why the BBC transmitted

Yavapai County, Arizona - (Earth Mysteries): Police are probing reports that a dodgy Branch Davidian-style herbal hookah pipe was involved in today's sweatbox tragedy. Two people died and at least 20 were taken ill as fifty

Stockholm, Sweden -- Joining the ranks of Physicists, Chemists, Physiologists/Medical Doctors, Writers and Pacifists will be another discipline of Nobel Prize recipients: Nothingists. The new category, known officially as the Nobel Prize for Noth...

Stockholm, Sweden - In a stunning surprise, the Nobel Peace committee has awarded President Barack Obama the coveted Nobel Prize for his close affiliation with the activist group, ACORN. ACORN, more often associated with graft, dishonesty,

United States President Barack Obama, after seven months in office and trying to get any of his programs going here and abroad, has received word that he has won the Nobel Peace Prize, for holding