Stories Archive by Month - October
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Adam Lambert's Hit Recording 'Give Yer Bud A Blow' At Top of Charts!
After three straight days at the recording studio, Adam Lambert's breakout album has gone straight up the charts. All within 2 weeks of its release.
'Give Yer Bud A Blow' is reportedly the fastest selling new
Republicans Resist Democratic Proposal To Include Zombies In 2010 Census
Some still-living Republican lawmakers have claimed political motivations are behind the Democratic proposal to include zombies in the 2010 census, a move that is proving more controversial than initially thought.
President Obama Wins The Nobel Peace Prize - Puts It Up On Ebay
WASHINGTON - President Barack Obama has just been notified that he has been awarded the 2009 Nobel Peace Prize.
He instantly said that although he greatly appreciates the gesture he is still mainly focused on the
Sony To Sell Albums Online On 78rpm Gramophone Disk To Combat Piracy.
Sony, whose relentless ability to be the ’shitty difficult child at any party’, have just announced their cack-fisted re-entry into online music distribution. With DRM and copy-protection somehow still high on Sony’s radar, they have
Kirstie Alley Hits 409 Pounds - Says She Is Completely Giving Up All Food
MALIBU BEACH, California - Actress Kirstie Alley who is best noted for her role of the cigarette-addicted manager of the bar in the TV sit-com Cheers has just hit the big 409.
Alley who has
Sarah Palin Shocked As Levi Johnston Plans To Expose His Penis
Former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin reacted with shock and disbelief as her daughter Bristol's 19-year-old ex-boyfriend and father of her grandchild announced to the world that he was going to
Robert Pattinson Confesses To Kristen
Apparently Robert Pattinson had something in his past that he really didn't want Kristen Stewart to know but she knew instinctively that there has always been something that he has been holding back.
So, this
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