Stories Archive by Month - October

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Against My Doctor And My Lawyers Advice, I Have Taken Glenn Becks 40/40 Challenge

Against My Doctor And My Lawyers Advice, I Have Taken Glenn Becks 40/40 Challenge

What about Beck? Glenn Beck is an enigma to me, much like algebra. He extrapolates to the point of absurdity; yet, there's something to be said for this pseudo-intellectual Mr. Magoo from hell. Beck

 Daily Discord
Added: 15 October 2010
Christina Aguilera Divorces Batman

Christina Aguilera Divorces Batman

Christina Aguilera (29) has confirmed she is to divorce her husband on the grounds of 'habitual lying,' if there is such a reason. She states on her website 'Jordan has lied to me all this time

 The Spoof
Added: 15 October 2010
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O'barmy Gets A Colorado Kiss Whilst Others Diss

Amidst the mid-term elections, in the US, President O'Barmy, has received what is fondly known as the "Colorado Kiss". In this instance, the Colorado kiss, takes the form of painted billboards, erected across the state, depicting

Bonkettes Manager In Heart Attack Drama - Gay Larry Asked To Fill In

Bonkettes Manager In Heart Attack Drama - Gay Larry Asked To Fill In

Consternation here today on the paradise island of Las Bananas - home to the best girl band in the world - The Bonkettes. Skoob Entertainment News can confirm that BT Bishop, the Bonkettes manager was

 The Spoof
Added: 15 October 2010
Jaws Enters British Waters!

Jaws Enters British Waters!

The great white shark better known as Jaws has definitely entered British waters, scary! Unknown before, Jaws that majestic beast who loves a surf board, piece of leg or the 'full monty' has been seen swimming

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Miners Out! - Thatcher Gutted

As the civilised world revelled in the news that the 33 Chilean miners have been delivered safely from their 700m subterrainean hell after 70 days, reports are coming in that one person is not at

 The Spoof
Added: 15 October 2010
Queen Scrooge Stuffs Staff & Family Christmas

Queen Scrooge Stuffs Staff & Family Christmas

Queen Elizabeth, that is...... UK Queen Elizabeth, has adopted a new, Christmas role play, she is now taking on the role as Scrooge, and has been dubbed, Queen Scrooge as a result. Claiming that there is

 The Spoof
Added: 15 October 2010
Angela Jolie Refused Entry Into Bosnia Because Her Film's Too "Horny"!

Angela Jolie Refused Entry Into Bosnia Because Her Film's Too "Horny"!

Angela Jolie's first attempt at film directing has received a "shot across the bows" from the Bosnian government. They refused to let her into the country and vehemently refused to let her film there. Also "glorious



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