Stories Archive by Month - October

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Exiled Rove Will Volunteer To Think For Bush

Exiled Rove Will Volunteer To Think For Bush

(2005-10-21) -- Deputy White House Chief of Staff Karl Rove today said that if a grand jury indicts him on charges related to the disclosure of Valerie Wilson's CIA role, forcing him to resign, Mr.

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Added: 21 October 2005
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Martians Forge Ahead With Nuclear Cold Fusion

Martians have formally complained to the United Nations Nuclear Nonproliferation Treaty Conference regarding the noise levels they are having to endure whilst the European Space Agency (ESA) has been drilling for oil and water on

 The Spoof
Added: 21 October 2005
Autographed Tom Delay Mug Shot Goes For 56k On Ebay

Autographed Tom Delay Mug Shot Goes For 56k On Ebay

Unconfirmed source report that a signed copy of Thomas Delay's mug shot has been sold on Ebay for $56,000. The mug shot taken yesterday in Travis county Texas while Delay was

 Unconfirmed Sources
Added: 21 October 2005
Small Bird Indicted In Plame Leak Investigation

Small Bird Indicted In Plame Leak Investigation

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Immediately following the New York Times mega-piece on formerly imprisoned Times reporter Judith Miller, a small unnamed North American fowl was indicted by federal authorities for its role in the Valerie Plame

 The Spoof
Added: 21 October 2005
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Mark Burnett Makes It Official--2006 Survivor Is New Orleans

(Baton Rouge--LA) It was a gathering of Hollywood's best with federal and state government's not bad in the state capital of Louisiana as Mark Burnett announced that Survivor 2006 would

 Unconfirmed Sources
Added: 21 October 2005
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Backpackers Busted After Magyar Marijuana Dupe

Four American backpackers are facing 40 years' hard labour in a Hungarian jail after being taken in by an online spoof story.

 The Spoof
Added: 21 October 2005
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Recent Freeway Shootings Prompt New Ad Campaign By So Cal Auto Dealers

The Automobile Manufacturing Merchants of Southern California (AMMO−SoCal) have decided on a new advertising campaign due to the recent upswing in area freeway shootings. AMMO−SoCal members have agreed to emphasize several new features incorporated...

 The Spoof
Added: 20 October 2005
Rove, Libby, Meirs, And Cheney Appear On Leaked List of Upcoming Bush Pardons

Rove, Libby, Meirs, And Cheney Appear On Leaked List of Upcoming Bush Pardons

Unconfirmed sources reports that a draft list of White House officials to be pardoned by the President has been leaked to the media. The list of names was leaked by secret



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