Stories Archive by Month - October

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Spotlight On Miers' 'Inadequate And Insulting' Answers

(2005-10-20) -- Supreme Court nominee Harriet Miers has ignited another firestorm on Capitol Hill with her 'inadequate and insulting' written answers to several questions from the Senate Judiciary Committee, according to unnamed Senate sources. Within

 Scrapple Face
Added: 20 October 2005
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Government of Alberta To Issue "Screw You, Rest of Canada" Cheques To Each Resident of The Province

As global oil prices continue to skyrocket and corresponding revenues keep flowing into the oil-rich province, Alberta's coffers are overflowing. Government estimates indicate the province's surplus could be as much as $8.8 billion this fiscal

 The Hammer
Added: 20 October 2005
George Bush's Disapproval Rating Up To 97%

George Bush's Disapproval Rating Up To 97%

Washington DC − Even though George Bush says he does not follow polls, he was quite happy when he heard his disapproval rating was up to 98%, that was until Karl Rove told him that

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Randy Moss Suggests Medicinal Marijuana For Aching ribs, Groin

Oakland Raiders wide receiver Randy Moss, who suffered rib and groin injuries during Sunday's game against the San Diego Chargers, demanded "large quantities of medicinal marijuana and a couple bags of chips" from his team doctor, sources said yesterday.

 Broken Newz
Added: 20 October 2005
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Bbspot Mailbag

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 BBSpot
Added: 20 October 2005
Famous Phone Calls: Jessica Simpson And Nick Lachey

Famous Phone Calls: Jessica Simpson And Nick Lachey

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 The Chortler
Added: 20 October 2005
Scientists Study Gorilla Who Uses Lathe, Milling Machine

Scientists Study Gorilla Who Uses Lathe, Milling Machine

GOMA, Congo - A male gorilla in a Congo zoo has become adept with a Bridgeport milling machine and Newhall lathe, according to his keepers. 'The quality of parts he's turning out is really quite

 The Spoof
Added: 20 October 2005
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Tom Delay Atty: Evidence of Guilt Is Proof of Innocence And Vice Versa

Wednesday, October 19, 2005 The attorney for Texas Congressman Tom DeLay, citing the fact that there was no evidence that Travis County District Attorney Ronnie Earle participated in

 Unconfirmed Sources
Added: 20 October 2005


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