Stories Archive by Month - October
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Mark Burnett Makes It Official--2006 Survivor Is New Orleans
(Baton Rouge--LA) It was a gathering of Hollywood's best with federal and state government's not bad in the state capital of Louisiana as Mark Burnett announced that Survivor 2006 would be in New Orleans. A
US Border Patrol To Provide Bus Service Across Mexico Border
The US Border Patrol, fed up with the expense of placing water stations in desert border areas, has decided to provide 7 bus lines to ferry the illegal immigrant across the US-Mexico border. "Frankly, we
Famous Phone Calls: Britney Spears And Christina Aguilera, Part III
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Madonna Decries The Modern World And Gay Priests
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Internet Gambler Wagers On His Future
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Probe Narrows: 'Who Blew Judi Miller's Cover?'
(2005-10-16) -- Special Prosecutor Patrick Fitzgerald, who has devoted two years to investigating who leaked the name of CIA operative Valerie Wilson, has reportedly narrowed his probe in the past week to focus on who
Bush Renounces God
Senior White House staff members were left in a state of stunned silence Saturday when President Bush, in a rare display of lucidity and erudition, told a gathering of evangelical Christian leaders that Jesus and
Bin Laden Announces His Retirement
Pakistan. Osama Bin Laden has announced he plans to retire early at the end of the year. The Al Queda chief executive revealed his surprise decision in a taped speech which was broadcast by an
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