Stories Archive by Month - October

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Editorial: Miers Nomination Gives America Hope

Sometimes writing satire is less a matter of coming up with absurd takes on current events than just reporting exactly what happened. A case in point is President George

 Unconfirmed Sources
Added: 17 October 2005
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Undead Ghouls Terrorize Town

Hotelier plays host to blood-sucking, undead ghouls

 Utterpants
Added: 17 October 2005
Britney Spears' Secret Marriage To Adolf Hitler

Britney Spears' Secret Marriage To Adolf Hitler

Last week in Las Vegas the Pop Princess and the most evil man ever to live were secretly wed at the 'Lucky Larry' Marriage Chapel.

Orange A Smash Hit With Fashions This Fall

Orange A Smash Hit With Fashions This Fall

Paris, France (Rotters) - European and American fashion designers this fall are embracing the color orange. Fresh on the heels of a successful movement in the Ukraine presidential election to the

 Unconfirmed Sources
Added: 17 October 2005
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Iraqis Reject New Constitution In Favor of Pat Buchanan

BAGHDAD, Iraq - By nightfall Saturday election workers in Iraq had counted the millions of paper ballots cast in the war-weary nations constitutional referendum. Though an immediate recount was demanded, it is clear that the

 The Bentinel
Added: 16 October 2005
George W Bush Wages War On Fat

George W Bush Wages War On Fat

President announces far-reaching initiatories

 Utterpants
Added: 16 October 2005
Karl Rove Arrested, Is The President Next?

Karl Rove Arrested, Is The President Next?

Unconfirmed sources report that the infamous Karl Rove, President Bush's right hand man, has been arrested. Rove was taken into custody today by federal agents. Rove's arrest means big trouble

 Unconfirmed Sources
Added: 16 October 2005
Tampa Bay Devil Rays Baseball Team To Change Name

Tampa Bay Devil Rays Baseball Team To Change Name

The Tampa Bay Devil Rays baseball team has decided to change their name and mascot. 'We aren't selling that many single game or season tickets and we think it may be a team identity problem,'

 The Spoof
Added: 16 October 2005


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