Stories Archive by Month - October
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Lead Pipes From China Recalled; Shown To Contain Lead
In yet another setback to China's international commerce industry, a huge shipment of lead pipes sent to the U.S. has been shown to contain lead.
Lou Dobbs May Actually Be An Illegal Mexican Immigrant
NEW YORK -- Lou Dobbs, the host of CNN's Lou Dobbs Tonight, has what might be described as a Mexican fetish, often shouting uncontrollably at his guests and viewers about the evils of Mexican immigration.
Dnc: Racist Gop Elects Jindal Token Governor
(2007-10-21) -- Rep. Bobby Jindal, R-LA, the 36 year-old son of Indian immigrants, won the gubernatorial election in Louisiana yesterday as "part of a Republican strategy to keep a few token non-whites in high-profile posts
Constellations Recieve Black Culture Names
Mount Polamar, California (IP) - After thousands of years of naming the astronomical constellations after figures made famous in various white cultures the International Astronomical Union (IAU) has decided that it is only fair that
The French Aren't From This Planet
Roswell N.M. - Long thought to be just a theory, scientists have come to the conclusion that the French are not from Earth.
Ellen's Ex-dog To Host New Daytime Talk Show
Iggy, the pooch at the center of the Ellen Degeneres Woofergate scandal, has signed a three-year deal to host a new talk show on Fox, tentatively called 'Dog Dishin'.'...
"Fred '08 : Friends of Fred Thompson" Campaign Blamed For California Wildfires
Southern California - Republican presidential candidate Fred Thompson is now embroiled in a scandal of his own after triggering massive wildfires near Los Angeles over the weekend. Thompson, who drives a red pick-up truck, was
Scorpio, The Sign of The Sting
Buckingham Palace - (Ominous Mess): Panic has erupted in the ermine-lined corridors of power at Buck House as The Puppet Monarch's confident prediction of an England Rugby World Cup triumph bit the dust late last
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