Stories Archive by Month - October
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John Terry To Continue To Wear Mask
John Terry, the Chelsea and England captain, has astonished officials at Stamford Bridge by announcing that he enjoys wearing his protective mask, and intends to keep it on even after his fa...
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Sir Ming Called Out of Retirement To Train English Rugby Squad
The former Lib-Dem leader has been called out of retirement after just one day to serve his country once more. It is hoped that he will make a better trainer than he was politician.
"What Would Jesus Wear?" Divides Upscale Congregation
WELLESLEY FALLS, Mass. In this affluent suburb of Boston, churchgoers at the Wellesley Falls Presbyterian Church tend to look like they stepped out of the pages of a Brooks Brothers catalog, or perhaps the shop
Hijab Halloween: Suicide Trick-or-treaters Blight Britain
Are Suicide Trick-or-Treaters Set to Spread Terror This Halloween? Fears That Police Could Shoot Suicide Bomber Costumed Children by Mistake!
President Declares Erogenous Zones Off Limits
WASHINGTON, DC: President Bush today issued a 'Presidential Finding' declaring all 'Erogenous Zones off limits to US personnel, military and otherwise'. When queried by a reporter as to what he meant by 'otherwise' the presid...
Microsoft Blames Hollywood For Halo 3 Record Sales
We didn\'t expect sales like this, thanks Ben Stiller...
Starbucks To Offer Steamed Vegetables And Coffee Enemas
CHICAGO, IL. - Women across America are lining up to Starbucks Coffee Chain at an alarming rate in the hopes of one thing: losing weight.
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