Stories Archive by Month - October
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Study Reveals Candy Corn Digests Better Than Real Corn
Washington, D.C. -- The federal government released the results of an eight-month study into the digestibility of candy corn today.
Don't Drink The Dehydrated Water
A forensic scientist studying the DNA of water in the English University of Cambridge has made some startling findings that may cause us to think twice before ever drinking tap water again.
Man-made Satellites Found Orbiting Other Planets
Cape Canaveral, Florida (IP) - Space scientists were astounded today when the Pluto bound New Horizons space craft sent photos back to Earth of satellites orbiting the other planets that had been sent aloft by
Google Unveils New Mission Statement
California (mn) - After hours trading on Google (GOOG) drove the shares of the Internet search firm up nearly 20% to $761.82. That's $123.19 change since markets closed this afternoon. The spike was driven on
Pakistan Welcomes Back Bhutto
Former Pakistani prime minister Benazir Bhutto got a rousing 'howdy!' from the home folks yesterday as her heavily armored convoy threaded its way through the streets of the capital.
Military Raid Brings Back Chips
The Israeli raid into Syria still remains shrouded in mystery. Nobody can verify whether rocket-launchers from North Korea were demolished or whether fledgling nuclear facilities were attacked.
Gary Numan Mysteriously Hangs Out At Local Electronics Store
London, England -- Gary Numan was seen hanging around a local electronics store today, for what purpose few seem to know, including the shop owner.
Stan Gelbaugh Announces He Will Not Run For President
Oakland, CA (CNN) - 83-year-old homeless man, Stan Gelbaugh, loudly proclaimed today that he will not be running for President. This is the 13th election since he became of legal age to run for President
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