Stories Archive by Month - October
The following satire and parody are past stories, displayed here for your browsing archive pleasure.
Fury At Dna Pioneer's Theory: Jews Are More Intelligent Than The Rest of Us
One of the world's leading scientists was entangled in a furious row last night after he claimed that Jews were more intelligent than the rest of us.
Boys Sent To Iran For Stoning Death
Old Bailey, London - (Ass Mess): Five boys convicted of killing a harmless middle aged man by pelting him with stones and rocks while he played cricket on the village green have been sentenced to
Putin Warns of US 'Erotic' Desires
Bloodyvostock - (Ass Messki): Russian President Vladimir Sputum has accused the US of harbouring 'erotic' desires to penetrate him.
Alarm At Increase In Crimes For Charity
Public outcry has followed release of new government figures showing a large increase in crimes committed for charity.
Puppet Monarch's Kiss of Death Note To England Rugby Superstar Wilko
Paris, France - (Fly Half Mess): The Puppet Monarch sealed the England team's Rugby World Cup fate with a hand- written Kiss of Death note which Princess Anus will hand over to Johnny Wilkinson just
George Bush, "Hannah Montana... Iraq Victory Model!"
(Washington, D.C.) George Bush has a new vision for Iraq, the Disney Channel\'s "Hannah Montana" TV show, or, more particularly, the tour to kick-off later this month.
U.S. Workers To Get 3-day Workweek
(Washington) - In a political effort to gain more power and buy more votes, politicians in Washington have proposed a 3-day workweek for all U.S. employees.
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