Stories Archive by Month - October
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Toxic Scare Leads China To Recall Dolly Llama
(2007-10-17) -- On the heels of several hazardous toy warnings, Chinese government officials today announced that "potentially toxic effects" have led it to recall the Dolly Llama, which has become a big hit in the
NASA Recalls Pluto Space Craft New Horizons
Cape Canaveral, Florida (IP) - NASA has recalled the New Horizons mission to Pluto. The space craft is performing a U-turn and will return to Earth as commanded.
Feds Stop Starbucks Invasion
Citing a little known executive order issued by President Harry S. Truman prior to the Korean War the Federal Government has thwarted Starbucks' planned invasion of Iraq.
Senator Craig Hired As Official Fag For Restroom Company
Crescent City, California (Crescent City Crier): Crescent Mooner, Inc., the nation's largest manufacturer of portable restrooms has announced the company has hired Senator Larry Craig of Idaho as the company's official 'FAG' (Fabulou...
Bonds Ex-mistress In Playboy
Barry Bonds\' ex-mistress, Kimberly Bell, is baring and telling all she knows in the November issue of Playboy.
Al-qaeda Suspected As Samaritans Jobs Are Outsourced To India
When airline pilot Christopher Robbins, 49, of Biggleswade, recently went through the trauma of divorce from a 25-year marriage, he felt overwhelmingly suicidal and decided to phone what he thought would be his local Samaritans
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The good and the great come together today and miss you entirely during all their endeavours. Which is a bit sad,......
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