Stories Archive by Month - October

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Pope John Paul II 'Appears' In Diana Tunnel Vision

Pope John Paul II 'Appears' In Diana Tunnel Vision

Royal Courts of Justice, London - (Conspiracy Mess): An image of Pope John Paul II has mysteriously appeared in the Pont d'Alma tunnel where Princess Diana met her death.

 The Spoof
Added: 17 October 2007
Bush Rapes Democrats On Spending Bills

Bush Rapes Democrats On Spending Bills

CLICK TO ENLARGE Rogers, AR (APE) - President Bush abused Congress on Monday for hinting at sending him a spending bill that he didn\'t want, and warned lawmakers

 Unconfirmed Sources
Added: 17 October 2007
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Teen Sex Survey Has Area Man Re-thinking "The Whole Kid Thing"

Dallas, TX -- Twenty eight year old electronics salesperson Lance Vaughn has always had a vision for his life. This vision consisted of the time honored series of events like graduation from college, settling down

 The Spoof
Added: 17 October 2007
Mirrors Actually Lie A Good 10% of The Time

Mirrors Actually Lie A Good 10% of The Time

A spokesman for the International Mirror's Union (IMU) today gave a sly wink when asked about the urban legend that mirrors never lie.

 The Spoof
Added: 17 October 2007
International Space Station Due For Repairs

International Space Station Due For Repairs

Cape Canaveral, Florida (IP) - The International Space Station will be dismantled one section at a time and be brought back to Earth for mechanical repairs and to remove grafitti and bumper stickers placed there

 The Spoof
Added: 17 October 2007
Iran Revolutionary Guard Votes Hilliary America's Top Terrorist

Iran Revolutionary Guard Votes Hilliary America's Top Terrorist

Teheran, Iran (Spoof Daily News Outlet) -- Iran's Revolutionary Guard, in an stunning vote today, declared Hilliary Clinton and her run for the Presidency a terrorist organization.

 The Spoof
Added: 17 October 2007
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Rockies Sweep, Congress May Tax Excess Runs

(2007-10-16) -- As the Colorado Rockies swept Arizona in the National League Championship Series, boosting their recent record to 21-1, Democrats in the Senate called for public hearings into "potential issues of injustice." "When one business

 Scrapple Face
Added: 16 October 2007
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Bill Shields Secret Sources From Hidden Readers

(2007-10-15) -- Under a measure facing certain approval in Congress, journalists stand to gain increased protection for hiding the sources of their stories, and their bosses would gain support for their practice of disguising the

 Scrapple Face
Added: 16 October 2007


Virgo horoscope

The countries that have issued orders for your arrest will close in today and cause you to go without clean pants......

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