Stories Archive by Month - October

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Bush, Putin Agree: Iran Seeks Peace With Nukes

Bush, Putin Agree: Iran Seeks Peace With Nukes

(2007-10-16) -- President George Bush today agreed with Russian President Vladimir Putin that Iran\'s pursuit of nuclear technology is "ultimately aimed at a lasting peace." Mr. Putin, visiting Tehran for talks with Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad,

 Scrapple Face
Added: 16 October 2007
Retro-nose: \tag� Out For Boys At Attleboro School, Sitting To Pee Gets Green Light

Retro-nose: \"tag� Out For Boys At Attleboro School, Sitting To Pee Gets Green Light

Willett Elementary principal Gaylene Heppe has recently banned “tag” and all other unsupervised “chasing” games out of fear of injury and hurt feelings to her students at the Attleboro, Massachusetts school. “To be honest, I

Iran Being Run By A Mexican

Iran Being Run By A Mexican

Tehran, Iran (IP) - It has been discovered that Iran's President Moe Ahmadinejad is actually an illegal alien from Mexico.

 The Spoof
Added: 16 October 2007
Apple, At&t And Jolly Green Giant Lawsuits

Apple, At&t And Jolly Green Giant Lawsuits

Lawsuits are abound over Apple Inc.'s use restrictions and recent software update for the iPhone. The multiple suits claim Apple and its carrier partner, AT&T Inc., are engaged in illegal monopolistic behavior. Apple spokesman Jonathan

Bring It On Say Cock-a-hoop England Fans

Bring It On Say Cock-a-hoop England Fans

English rugby and indeed the entire country has gone mental over its side's win in Paris last night.

 The Spoof
Added: 16 October 2007
J.k. Rowling Reads Passages From Deathly Hallows To Lausd Kids; Children Say: 'It Still Didn't Make The Ending Any Better'

J.k. Rowling Reads Passages From Deathly Hallows To Lausd Kids; Children Say: 'It Still Didn't Make The Ending Any Better'

Hollywood, California - J.K. Rowling made an appearance at the Kodak Theater in Hollywood, California today. She took the stage before an underage-cheering horde of her adoring fans. She was there on a book promotion

 The Spoof
Added: 16 October 2007
Teenager Sues "Porn Free" Google.

Teenager Sues "Porn Free" Google.

In a test case that legal experts predict could change the future of the internet for generations to come, John Fletcher, 19, from Blackpool in Lancashire is suing Google founders Larry Page and Sergey Brin

 The Spoof
Added: 16 October 2007
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Sir Minge Resigns: Was He Pushed, Or Did The Zimmer Collapse?

It's official! Sir Minge Campbell has resigned as sort-of leader of the Leb/Dim party type thing. The race is now on to find his sort-of successor type thingy.

 The Spoof
Added: 16 October 2007


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The countries that have issued orders for your arrest will close in today and cause you to go without clean pants......

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