Stories Archive by Month - October
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Heaven's Gate Cult Return From Outerspace
Rancho Santa Fe, California - Thirty-eight members of the former 'Heaven's Gate' cult have returned from outerspace after spending the last decade riding a spaceship with Jesus Christ. The cult members had departed Earth in
Wales - World Champions of A Sport At Last
The rugby shaped void in Welsh School Curriculum's following the Welsh Assembly's decision to ban rugby from Wales has at last been filled with the inventi...
Aclu Sues Middle School Over Birth Control Pills
(2007-10-18) -- The American Civil Liberties Union (ACLU) today filed suit against King Middle School in Portland, Maine, over a new policy to distribute birth control pills to 12-to-14 year-old girls without parental notification.
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Republican Party Found Dead On Airport Bathroom Floor
(Ucs News : International) Washington D.C. was rocked today by the stunning news of the death of the GOP. According to Police officials on the scene of the discovery "We found
Madonna Signs Multi-million $$$ Deal With The Devil
Pop superstar Madonna has signed a deal worth millions with his satanic magesty, The Devil. At a press conference in Malawi, the singer announced the details of the deal to the astonished press.
Pelosi Slams Muslim Ideology Behind Bhutto Blast
(2007-10-19) -- As the death toll climbed past 130, with nearly 400 injured, in a suicide-bomb assassination attempt on former Pakistani Prime Minister Benazir Bhutto, U.S. House Speaker Nancy Pelosi condemned the attack as "symptomatic
Super Hack : Halo 3 Ported To Iphone
(Reichtenburg, Germany : UCS News) German high school student has once again achieved the impossible. 18 years old Hans Nuttzipper has cracked the encryption and ported the shocking popular Halo 3
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