Stories Archive by Month - October

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Heaven's Gate Cult Return From Outerspace

Rancho Santa Fe, California - Thirty-eight members of the former 'Heaven's Gate' cult have returned from outerspace after spending the last decade riding a spaceship with Jesus Christ. The cult members had departed Earth in

 The Spoof
Added: 19 October 2007
Wales - World Champions of A Sport At Last

Wales - World Champions of A Sport At Last

The rugby shaped void in Welsh School Curriculum's following the Welsh Assembly's decision to ban rugby from Wales has at last been filled with the inventi...

 The Spoof
Added: 19 October 2007
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Aclu Sues Middle School Over Birth Control Pills

(2007-10-18) -- The American Civil Liberties Union (ACLU) today filed suit against King Middle School in Portland, Maine, over a new policy to distribute birth control pills to 12-to-14 year-old girls without parental notification. "Like all

Republican Party Found Dead On Airport Bathroom Floor

Republican Party Found Dead On Airport Bathroom Floor

(Ucs News : International) Washington D.C. was rocked today by the stunning news of the death of the GOP. According to Police officials on the scene of the discovery "We found

 Unconfirmed Sources
Added: 19 October 2007
Bblooper: Tastes Like Chicken

Bblooper: Tastes Like Chicken

It cuts like a knife...

 BBSpot
Added: 19 October 2007
Madonna Signs Multi-million $$$ Deal With The Devil

Madonna Signs Multi-million $$$ Deal With The Devil

Pop superstar Madonna has signed a deal worth millions with his satanic magesty, The Devil. At a press conference in Malawi, the singer announced the details of the deal to the astonished press.

 The Spoof
Added: 19 October 2007
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Pelosi Slams Muslim Ideology Behind Bhutto Blast

(2007-10-19) -- As the death toll climbed past 130, with nearly 400 injured, in a suicide-bomb assassination attempt on former Pakistani Prime Minister Benazir Bhutto, U.S. House Speaker Nancy Pelosi condemned the attack as "symptomatic

 Scrapple Face
Added: 19 October 2007
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Super Hack : Halo 3 Ported To Iphone

(Reichtenburg, Germany : UCS News) German high school student has once again achieved the impossible. 18 years old Hans Nuttzipper has cracked the encryption and ported the shocking popular Halo 3



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