Stories Archive by Month - October
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Bush Floats World War Three Trial Balloon
Washington, D.C. -- During a speech yesterday the President of the United States, George W. Bush, raised the fear factor up a considerable notch by alluding to a possible third world war if Iran were
Ibm To Outsource 200% of Its Workforce
IBM has announced plans to outsource 200% of its workforce to India and China. IBM VP of Human Resources Dinesh Gupta and VP of Worldwide Finance Mai Lai have devised a strategy to reduce costs
Ebay To Quit Auctions
San Jose, Calif. - Online auctioneer eBay Inc.(EBAY) in a press release this morning has announced that it is to phase out it's auction business.
Favre Sets Naughty Record
Brett Favre threw his record-setting 278th career interception Sunday in Green Bay\'s victory over the Washington Redskins.
President Lashes Irish Drinkers
Dublin, Ireland - Irish head of state, President Mary McAleese, today severely criticized the boozing habits of her compatriots after it was revealed that the Irish are the second heaviest drinking nation on the planet...
Hangover of The Week: Ballyhooed Pats/\'boys Game Not Actually On Tv
After jamming promos for the New England-Dallas NFL game down our throats 24/7 for a week and sliding teasers every six minutes into the lower left hand corner of the screen on everything from \'The
The Earth Is Flat After All
At the inauspicious Hemsworth High School in a remote part of Yorkshire a fundamental scientific notion might just have been rewritten this week. After several days of rumour, Science & Nature has decided to investigate.
Toronto Blue Jays On Ice
Toronto (AP) - Due to Canadians having very little affection for any sport not played on Ice the Toronto Blue Jays will now play on a Baseball 'Rink'. The 7th inning stretch will include the
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