Stories Archive by Month - October

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Morrissey Arrested In Possession of A Millwall Brick

There was real controversy after the League One game between Millwall and Leeds United at the New Den this afternoon, when ex-Smiths frontman, Steven Morrissey was arrested by police officers in Los Angeles for carrying

Chevron's Jack 2 Oil Field Uncovers 500+ Billion Barrels of Ufo Propulsion Fuel

Chevron's Jack 2 Oil Field Uncovers 500+ Billion Barrels of Ufo Propulsion Fuel

Gulf of Mexico - (Extraterrestrial Mess): Chevron Oil's fabled Jack 2 Gulf of Mexico deep water well has uncovered a massive 500+ billion barrel reserve pool of high grade isotopic UFO propulsion fuel. The find, some

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Mccain Makes Surprise Bid For Ontario Voters

Unconfirmed sources are reporting that Republican Presidential candidate John McCain has made a surprise bid for voters in the Canadian Province of Ontario. John McCain and running mate Alaska Governor Sarah

 Unconfirmed Sources
Added: 21 October 2008
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Grace Arrested Over Caylee Anthony Kidnapping

FBI raided the offices of the Nancy Grace show yesterday and placed Headline News Cable TV's Nancy Grace in handcuffs. Grace was arrested regarding the kidnapping Caylee Anthony. That same evening Nancy Grace's home was

 The Spoof
Added: 21 October 2008
Norwich Proven To Be Shit After Match Fixing Probe

Norwich Proven To Be Shit After Match Fixing Probe

Norwich City FC was relieved after being cleared of any wrong doing concerning match fixing. Even though the Norwich goalkeeper made the mother of all clangers. The defence were permanently asleep. The midfield kept giving

 The Spoof
Added: 21 October 2008
Ted Stevens And Santa, Tina Fey And Sarah Palin And Bush Gets A Backbone- Unconfirmed Sources News Briefs 10/19/08

Ted Stevens And Santa, Tina Fey And Sarah Palin And Bush Gets A Backbone- Unconfirmed Sources News Briefs 10/19/08

Santa's Little Helper, Mrs. Steven's Little Boy, Teddy. Alaska Republican Senator Ted Stevens testified at his corruption trial that he never asked for anything from Bill Allen and

Miley Cyrus Reveals She Likes To Shower Naked

Miley Cyrus Reveals She Likes To Shower Naked

Raunchy 'Hannah Montana' star Miley Cyrus has told an insider that she likes to shower completely naked. The sultry singer/actress has said she likes nothing more than feeling warm water flowing across her body while she

 The Spoof
Added: 21 October 2008
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Mccain Robo Calls Halted : Battle Droid R2d2 Claims Responsibility

(McCain Campaign Headquarters) Ucs News-- The source of millions of campaign Robo calls was discovered today. After public cries for the McCain campaign to halt the misleading and dishonest calls battle

 Unconfirmed Sources
Added: 21 October 2008


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