Stories Archive by Month - October

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Dallas Cowboys Cancel Game Against St. Louis Rams

FORTH WORTH, Texas - Dallas Cowboys Head Coach Wade Phillips told ESPN that he has talked to Cowboys owner Jerry Jones and that they have decided that it would be best to cancel next Sunday's

 The Spoof
Added: 21 October 2008
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Ben Bernanke: 'Economy Is Recovering'

WASHINGTON, D.C.--Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke held a press conference to highlight the positive economic news that there are more manufacturing jobs this month than there were last month.

 Unconfirmed Sources
Added: 21 October 2008
During Debate John Mccain Grills Barack Obama About His Ties To David Archuleta

During Debate John Mccain Grills Barack Obama About His Ties To David Archuleta

Hofstra University, Long Island, NY - In a surprising move John McCain veered from the questioning about Barack Obama's ties to unrepentant terrorist Bill Ayers and ACORN. Barack Obama's face looked unmoved when McCain questioned

 The Spoof
Added: 21 October 2008
Thierry Henry To Sign For Man City In January

Thierry Henry To Sign For Man City In January

Thierry Henry, the unsettled French footballer currently plying his trade in Spain at Barcelona, is in line for a January transfer to Manchester City. Henry, who previously played in England for Arsenal, has become disillusioned with

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Hull City Back Up To Third After Despatching West Ham

Hull City, everyone's favourites for relegation, are back up to third place in the Premier League tonight after beating cash-strapped West Ham 1-0 at the KC Stadium this afternoon. In front of a record 24,896 crowd,

 The Spoof
Added: 21 October 2008
Pope Benedict To Join Mormon Church

Pope Benedict To Join Mormon Church

Pope Benedict has revealed that he plans on joining the Mormon Church. The news comes just two weeks after the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints announced plans to build one of their

 The Spoof
Added: 21 October 2008
Jerome Corsi Deported From Kenya For Hiding A Cookie In 'The Obama Nation'

Jerome Corsi Deported From Kenya For Hiding A Cookie In 'The Obama Nation'

Jerome Corsi was arrested in Nairobi last week just as he was about to address a news conference to launch one of his best selling books - The Obama Nation: Leftist Politics and the Cult

 The Spoof
Added: 21 October 2008
Pope Benedict Xvi To Replace Crucifix With Happy Face

Pope Benedict Xvi To Replace Crucifix With Happy Face

Citing worldwide financial crisis and global unrest, Pope Benedict XVI announced today from the Vatican that Catholic believers will discard their crucifixes and now pray to a Smiley Face.



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