Stories Archive by Month - October
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Burglar Traced By Carbon Footprint
A burglar has been found guilty in Sheffield today in the world's first case using Carbon Footprint Detection Technology.
Cannibal: "There Was Nothing Else To Eat In The House."
LOS ANGELES - An unemployed, aspiring actor was arrested by Los Angeles City Police on Saturday after suspicions that he had cooked and eaten his roommate were confirmed by investigators.
Carbon Offsets Bring First, Third World Families Together
RIDGEWOOD, New Jersey. Amy Webster describes her new 5,000 square foot, five-bedroom home in this affluent suburb of New York as her dream come true. 'We finally have four separate air-conditioning zones,' she says with
Fidel Castro To Become First Virtual President
Havana.- Fidel Castro is on the verge of becoming the first virtual president in the history of Cuba and the world, according to government officials.
Queen Dropped Into Bagdad With Army
Queen Elizabeth II was today dropped into the infamous capital of Iraq with a crack team of army soldiers. The decision came after the Queen asked to go and 'help her boys in that hell-hole'.
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