Stories Archive by Month - October
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Waller To Be New Bond
It was controversially announced today that fat former pop star and prize pig herder Rick Waller will become the new James Bond.
Senator Craig To Be Spokesman For Jiffy Lube
Washington insiders were not surprised today after senator Craig announced that he would go to work for fast lube-job specialists, Jiffy Lube.
Cops Bust Buck House Crack Den
Buckingham Palace, London: (Constitutional Mess): A sex, drugs and blackmail plot to oust the Puppet Monarch has resulted in a dawn raid on a Buckingham Palace crack den according to police reports.
Bolton Wanderers A Certainty For Relegation
Championship season tickets have gone on sale today at Bolton Wanderers, after the appointment of Gary Megson at the Reebok Stadium has increased the prospect of playing lower league football next season dramatically.
No Diplomat Draft For Iraq Needed, State Department Now Says
Washington, DC (UPSI) - Countering a story published earlier today in the Washington Post, the State Department today announced that it had shelved plans for a proposed "diplomat draft".
European Delicacies Cause Scouse Demise
It appears Liverpool have fallen foul of a bad batch of Turkey twizzlers with defeat against Besiktas leaving their European dream hanging by a thread.
Larry Craig Makes Constitutional Argument : Airport Bathroom Sex Is Protected Right
ST. PAUL, Minn. (Ucs News) - Disgraced Republican Sen. Larry Craig will argue before an appeals court that gay airport bathroom man on man sex is a protected right under the
Vanessa To Model For Ann Summers
It was revealed to spoof today that Vanessa Hudgens, 18, is set to be the new model for Ann Summers.
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