Stories Archive by Month - October
The following satire and parody are past stories, displayed here for your browsing archive pleasure.
Australian Miners Get Foreplay Grooming Tips
Sydney, Australia - (Ass Mess): Australian coal miners at the Bulge Pit in Northern Sydney are being given foreplay tips in an attempt to boost productivity.
Politicians Not Human According To New Study
U.S. anthropologists today released the results of a 10-year study which revealed that politicians are actually not human but a sub-species of humanoids. As a result, politicians have been reclassified as a new humanoid sub-species
Gordon Ramsey Set To Buy Ailing Little Chef Restaurant Chain
At a hurriedly convened Press Conference held this morning Wednesday 24th October 2007 at the Dorchester Hotel, London it was announced that Gordon Ramsey's Restaurant Business, The KinHell Group of Companies where about to launch
Xkcd Comic Reenactment Leads To Over 100 Deaths
Geeks probably should\'ve rethought their brilliant plan...
US Dollar And T-bills To Be Printed On Rolls For Personal Hygiene
WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) - President George Bush announced on Monday that Kimberly Clark Corp. will take over the printing of US dollars and Treasury bonds on special paper, in order to enhance their dual use as
"When Will We, Will We Be Famous" [again]
The date 24th August 1989. The venue Wembley Arena. Thirteen thousand screaming young nubiles greeted the arrival on stage of two paroxide brothers or 'Bros' as they became known, who had, over the previous two
Pisces horoscope
Tomatoes can be your best friend - go Red for the day. * This horoscope is not sponsored by Heinz, or the Communist......
Full horoscopeMore from Laughsend
Titanic Wreck Scanned, Celine Dion Weeps With Envy
George W Bush to Take Over as the New Host of The Price is Right and Finally Find the Weapons of Mass Destruction
Copyright © 2025 Laughsend.
All the funny news items on this website are fictitious. Any resemblance to persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental or is intended purely as a satire, parody or spoof.