Stories Archive by Month - October
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Miss England Ordered To Plump Her Rumps
North Yorks, England (AKA Great Britain): Georgia Horsley, stick thin size eight model representing what remains of the British Empire, has been given an ultimatum, plump those rumps if she desires to win the select
Canterbury Research Uncovers New Form of Internet Related Disease
Cyberworld - Depressed, desperate, frustrated, angry and sad. Is this you? Then perhaps you have fallen into the murky mists of Seed's 'Blank Screen Law'.
Scott Beauchamp Killed In Bizarre Ied/armored Vehicle Accident
Scott Beauchamp, the American soldier who penned diaries for The New Republic describing horrifically sadistic, abusive behavior on the part of U.S. soldiers in Iraq only to later recant, was killed today after accidentally
Humor: The Cause of Global Warming?
Hindustan, the Indian Subcontinent: Fresh from his Nobel Peace Prize award last week, former vice-president Al Gore dropped a bombshell at his latest press conference, charging that out of control worldwide humor is chiefly responsib...
Saddam's Mother of All Pizza Franchises
Baghdad, Irag: With the passing of Saddam Hussein on December 30, 2006, his image has become public domain. McDonald's Incorporated was quick to seize upon the opportunity to make use of Saddam's image and did
Saha 'Not Injured'
French Manchester United star Louis Saha has been passed fit and healthy to play a game of football, leaving manager Alex Ferguson in a terminal state of shock from which he is unlikely to recover.
Fema Responds: New Orleans Flood Waters Will Be Pumped To San Diego Fires
(Washington : Ucs News) FEMA officials announced plans to build high pressure pipeline from Louisiana to Southern California. The pipeline designed to transport 50,000 gallons per minute will allow San
Majority of Brits & Yanks Don't Give A Flying Sh*t About Each Other's Sports; Canucks Suffer
NEW YORK / LONDON / TORONTO - 'You can have your Cricket, your Rugby, and your Football (which we call Soccer),' responded one American when asked what he thought about British athletics. 'I have no
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