Stories Archive by Month - October

LONDON - Simon Cowell is furious that his protege, Danyl Johnson was in the bottom two of the last edition of X-Factor. Cowell said that 27-year-old Berkshire native Danyl along with America\'s Adam Lambert are

Is Uri Gellar a Psychic Sex Pest, Stalking Women With Possessed Household Appliamces? Neighbours Claim Famed Psychic's Supernatural Sex Life Has Played Havoc With Their Electrical Appliances!

Grosvenor House Hotel: Suddenly the ballroom sparkled with flashing lights last night as songbird Amy Winehouse gave grateful photographers an unscheduled lensful of her fabulous new £35,000 pair of breasts. "What a knockout pair of knockers",...

I think I'll stick to the bacon...

Oh snap! It's a letters update! For those unfamiliar with this section, it consists of our answers to letters that readers sent us in the time since our previous letters update. What a magical time

NEW YORK CITY - College Football Broadcaster Bob Griese has been suspended by ESPN Sports for making an out-of-line taco remark during the Great Lakes of Michigan College and Solid State University football game in

World's oldest profession has some openings...

Phantoms Flee in Fear From Top TV Ghost Hunter's Monstrous Enchanted Erection! Does Spirit of Dead Porn Star Guide Exorcist's Hands as he Whacks Off in Face of Fear?