Stories Archive by Month - October

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Jessica Simpson Wins Best Cleavage Poll

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 The Chortler
Added: 03 November 2005
Rumsfeld Recuses Self Over Bird Flu Disaster Planning

Rumsfeld Recuses Self Over Bird Flu Disaster Planning

Washington, DC (UPSI) - Administration officials stated today that Donald Rumsfeld will be recusing himself from further Bush plans for disaster management in regards to fears over a possible bird flu

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People Are Living Longer And Science Doesn't Know Why

BERVIEW HILLS, Okla. − Scientists are baffled now that there are over estimated 70,000 Americans who are 100-years-old or older. And more and more people are expected to become centenarians, especially if they don't die

 The Spoof
Added: 03 November 2005
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Behind Senate Closed Door Session Gloves Come Off

Washington, DC (Rotters) - In a well timed surprise move, senate minority leader Harry Reid D-AZ, called for a closed door session of the US Senate. He and senators  Dick

 Unconfirmed Sources
Added: 03 November 2005
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Senate Rule 21 − What Happened Behind Closed Doors

”We don't need no stinking badges" -  Senate Minority Leader Harry Reid, D-Nev., right, walks out with by Sen. Charles Schumer, D-N.Y., center, and Sen. Richard...

 Poopy Caca
Added: 03 November 2005
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Reid Threatens More ?bold Action? Against Gop

(2005-11-02) ? Senate Minority Leader Harry Reid, D-NV, who yesterday shocked Republicans by forcing a closed-door session, today said that if the Senate Intelligence Committee fails to issue a report condemning President George Bush and

 Scrapple Face
Added: 03 November 2005
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New Orleans Saints To Relocate At End of Nfl Season

The New Orleans Saints football team has announced plans to relocate at the end of this football season. The Saints are currently playing games in Baton Rouge and San Antonio, Texas due to the severe

 The Spoof
Added: 03 November 2005
Brad Pitt And Angelina Jolie Wedding Rumor Untrue

Brad Pitt And Angelina Jolie Wedding Rumor Untrue

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