The British government announced further crackdowns on drinking and voting today in an effort to combat increasing worries over the nation's failure to make its own decisions.
Unconfirmed sources report the CIA has lost one of its secret detention facilities located in an unknown foreign country. The CIA set up the detention facilities so that it could
Annandale Md -- Scientists at Tyson Foods, Butterball, and the Food and Drug Administration swear the rumor's not true: That one can contract the H5N1 bird flu pandemic from Thanksgiving turkey. Even well cooked, flu
(TULSA) Federal officials are investigating the explosion of Tulsa Walmart #3847 which killed 19 and wounded over 180. Walmart denies that test marketing of it's new, 'Bottle o' Petrol' was the cause of the tragedy.
WalkRight Orthotic Insoles has selected Robert Figgly as their 'Man of the Century' for being denied the opportunity take the seat of Rosa Parks. 'When people think back to that historic day on December 1,