Stories Archive by Month - October

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Tony Blair Bans Voting Conservative And Drinking In Pubs

Tony Blair Bans Voting Conservative And Drinking In Pubs

The British government announced further crackdowns on drinking and voting today in an effort to combat increasing worries over the nation's failure to make its own decisions.

Secret Cia Detention Facility Goes Missing

Secret Cia Detention Facility Goes Missing

Unconfirmed sources report the CIA has lost one of its secret detention facilities located in an unknown foreign country. The CIA set up the detention facilities so that it could

 Unconfirmed Sources
Added: 04 November 2005
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Thanksgiving Turkey-eating Derailed By Bird Flu Pandemic

Annandale Md -- Scientists at Tyson Foods, Butterball, and the Food and Drug Administration swear the rumor's not true: That one can contract the H5N1 bird flu pandemic from Thanksgiving turkey. Even well cooked, flu

Avian Flu Will Only Affect 'Bird Brained" People - Republicans In Jeopardy

Avian Flu Will Only Affect 'Bird Brained" People - Republicans In Jeopardy

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Steady As She Goes!

A salty tale of high jinx on the high seas - chapter 2

 Utterpants
Added: 04 November 2005
Walmart To Start Selling Gasoline In 3 Liter Bottles

Walmart To Start Selling Gasoline In 3 Liter Bottles

(TULSA) Federal officials are investigating the explosion of Tulsa Walmart #3847 which killed 19 and wounded over 180. Walmart denies that test marketing of it's new, 'Bottle o' Petrol' was the cause of the tragedy.

 The Spoof
Added: 04 November 2005
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Walkright Orthotic Insoles Honors The Man Rosa Parks Shafted

WalkRight Orthotic Insoles has selected Robert Figgly as their 'Man of the Century' for being denied the opportunity take the seat of Rosa Parks. 'When people think back to that historic day on December 1,

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New Kevin Federline Rap Song Appears Online

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 The Chortler
Added: 04 November 2005


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