Stories Archive by Month - October
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Gluttons Monopolize World Supply of Red Wine And Red Grapes
It all started with a recent research study showing that a chemical called resveratrol, which is contained in red wine and red grapes, can offset some of the effects of gluttony. Researchers say that the...
Elephants Found To Have Gender Related Body Dysmorphia
Bronx, New York--A stunning experiment conducted at the Bronx Zoo has found that elephants show self-recognition. And self-loathing -- if it's a female, that is...
TNOYF's John Kerry Interview
We here at The Nose On Your Face were very fortunate to sit down with Senator John Kerry to discuss his recent controversial statements. Buckley F. Williams: Senator Kerry, thank you for taking the time...
More PMT Than PMQ In The Commons Today
London - (Associated Mess): Amid scenes of hysterical uproar today the House of Commons Speaker Michael Martin warned of an 'imminent bloodbath' as Prime Monster Tony Blair refused to answer questions about 'just how many...
Bush Teams With Limbaugh To Press Attack For Fox/Kerry Apology
Washington, DC (APE) - First lady Laura Bush today teamed up with radio pundit Rush Limbaugh to push for public apologies from both Michael J. Fox and Senator and...
Baghdad's Golden Desert Hotel Invites You To Visit
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God Sends Smoke Jumpers Into Hell
ANTENORA HELL- Smoke jumpers battled blazes today in hell in an effort to extinguish the fires of damnation. 'The purpose,' God said was 'to give Christians a little relief and to try to create some...
Kerry Reacts Angrily To Dry Cleaner, Refuses To Apologize
BOSTON, Massachusetts. Democratic Party leaders descended on Boston's exclusive Louisburg Square neighborhood today as they seek to put out the fire started by comments Senator John Kerry made to his dry cleaner yesterday...
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