Stories Archive by Month - October

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After Botched Apology Kerry Blames Republicans

After Botched Apology Kerry Blames Republicans

(2006-11-01) -- During Sen. John Kerry's most recent hourly news conference, the former Democrat presidential nominee said he was sorry for what he called "a botched apology" posted to his website earlier in the day...

 Scrapple Face
Added: 02 November 2006
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Nba Proposes Tattoo Cap, Players Association Resists

NEW YORK. Encouraged by the success of its business-casual dress code in reforming the league's 'hip-hop' image, NBA officials today announced that they will push for a 'tattoo cap' when the current collective bargaining agre...

 The Spoof
Added: 02 November 2006
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Mr. T Says 'Pity The Fool' Who Questions His Adoption of A Norwegian Boy

OSLO — American television personality, Mr. T, best known for playing himself in the vapid and silly American televison series The A Team, was questioned by authorities from the Norwegian Embassy this week regarding his adoption of Ole Svenson, a two-year-old Norwegian child...

 Bongo News
Added: 02 November 2006
Compassionate Meat: 'We Pamper The Cows Until We Slit Their Throats'

Compassionate Meat: 'We Pamper The Cows Until We Slit Their Throats'

LOUISBURG, North Carolina — Farmers here are growing livestock to supply supermarkets which have begun to label meats as “animal compassionate” in order to induce armchair liberals to pay extraordinarily high prices for meats...

 Bongo News
Added: 02 November 2006
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Gateway

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 BBSpot
Added: 02 November 2006
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Pc Weenies: Top 8 Spaces

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 BBSpot
Added: 02 November 2006
Paul McCartney Amputates Heather's Other Leg In Divorce Proceeding

Paul McCartney Amputates Heather's Other Leg In Divorce Proceeding

"Well, it wasn't like I could just sing I Saw Her Standin' There around the bird," said Paul McCartney before performing what the ex-Beatle noted was a re-enactment of the leg amputation scene in the famous 1875 oil painting, The Gross Clinic. "I mean the bird couldn't stand straight, and I couldn't stand her!.."

 Bongo News
Added: 02 November 2006
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Pc Weenies: Trick Or Treat

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 BBSpot
Added: 02 November 2006


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