Stories Archive by Month - October

In a lightning attack called a 'Norwegian Wind', Norway mounted a major attack on other European powers overnight. Jokingly called a 'Fart's Krieg' by some, the Norwegian attack was no joke to those on the...

Dear Jernal, Chainsaw did not indoors stay-the-torture. He indoorsed waterboarding because he is an avid surfer...

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The US Constitution and Bill of Rights were symbolically ''Killed'' and laid to rest in the basement of the White House today. In a little noticed execution and mock burial ceremony, Children of White House...

Somewhere where the walls have ears and light bulbs have eyes - Unconfirmed reports have surfaced that Reese Withspoon, star of screen and disheartening family tragedy, is drowning her sorrows with Pink

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WASHINGTON, DC — President Bush, infamous for his “No Child Left Behind” measure, an unfunded mandate which almost three fourths of the states have rejected as simplistic and foolish, has now simply started handing out his spare change in a blatant effort to bribe and divide the teaching establishment...