Stories Archive by Month - October
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Christian Leaders Say Halloween Costumes 'Too Sexy,' Call For Return To Old-fashioned Demonic Costumes
The proliferation of Paris Hiltons, hookers, she-devils, lesbian angels, and promiscuous nuns, pundits say, is cause for concern that overshadows the former threat that the one-night return to pantheism and ritual sacrifice ever held...
President Bush Joins George Allen At Dixie Chicks Dvd Burning Campaign Event
President George W. Bush joined George Allen, Senator of Virginia, at a campaign event today in hopes of saving the embattle candidate in a tight reelection race. The event was a...
Saddam Hussein Escapes From Prison
Strongly persistent reports are coming out of Iraq today that Saddam Hussein may have escaped or is otherwise out of prison. While US authorities are denying the reports and calling them 'irresponsible rumors', numerous other...
Rove Offers Pelosi Amnesty After Elections
(2006-10-30) -- Presidential adviser Karl Rove, the so-called 'architect' of Republican electoral victories in 2002 and 2004, today offered to allow Rep. Nancy Pelosi, D-CA, to keep her House minority leader post after the Republican...
Celebrating Halloween: What Can You Do?
Citizens dress up and pretend to be someone they're not for a day in a bitingly sharp satire of cultures that prize superficiality and false identities...
Rush Limbaugh Makes Tearful Apology To Michael J. Fox
Right wing personality Rush Limbaugh has shown his sensitive side by meeting Michael J. Fox and apologizing for comments he made last week. The two met at a charity fund raiser..
The Nightmare Before The Elections
'Twas the week before elections, with a pall o'er the House
Not a preacher demurring o'er what...'
Horrors of Russian Fat Camp Uncovered In Poland
WARSAW, Poland. For many years it was nothing more than a rumor. Deep within the Katyn Forest, a wooded area where Russian soldiers killed 4,000 Polish prisoners of war in 1940, the site of a...
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