Stories Archive by Month - November
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Iran Buys Stolen Yellow Cake From China
Los Alamos, N.M. - Inside sources at the Pentagon say that Iran is now even closer to realizing their dream of becoming a world power. Chinese spies stole many secrets during the Clinton administration and
Exxon Mobil Squirms, Demands Corrupt Bastards' Supreme Court $2.5bn Damages Appeal Backing
Washington DC - (Livid Mess): The Exxon Mobil Corporation's executive board is demanding Corrupt Bastards Club help in a DC Supreme Court appeal to overturn a $2.5 billion punitive damages fine for their reckless destruction
Rowling Publishes 'Coruscating' Shopping List
Children's writer and deity JK Rowling has today published her latest work, a series of handwritten shopping lists. The critics are already hailing this collection as a classic, with the Independent describing it as 'coruscating',
Roomba Kill-bots Kill 538 US Soldiers In Iraq
WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) - Roomba executives are devastated to reveal that a squad of their new Warrior killer robots accidentally massacred 538 American soldiers just after the robots were deployed in Iraq.
Doctors Notice Increase In Facebook Status Syndrome
Online addiction transforms into a real world disease...
Top 9 New York Times Headlines Regarding Declining Troop Deaths In Iraq
9. (tie) Bush Manipulates Numbers Of U.S. Troop Deaths In Iraq To Detract Attention From His Causing California Wildfires
9. (tie) Bush Fails To Maintain Status Quo In Iraq
8. Promise of Clinton Presidency Lowers U.S.
Council's Dying To Get Into The Cemeteries
Cemeteries are set for a make-over as part of new government plans to make the most of urban open spaces.
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