Stories Archive by Month - November
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Ex Actor Smacks Her Ex On X-factor
Amid chaotic scenes during the live screening of X-Factor last night, contestant Lucie Jones sensationally lashed out with a right hook aimed at judge Louis Walsh. The pugilistic interlude happened halfway through the singer\'s heart
Nobel Peace Prize Changes Name To Obama Peace Prize As Tiger Woods Was This Year\'s Runner-up For Peaceful Fart
Nobel Peace Prize Changes Name To Obama Peace Prize As Tiger Woods Was This Year\'s Runner-Up For Peaceful Fart
Oslo, October 30th, the Nobel panel has decided after a full week of thought that they will
Wardens On Hand To Help With Diagonal Crossing At Oxford Circus
Wardens were on hand today to help Oxford Street\'s shoppers at the inauguration of the UK\'s first Tokyo-style \'diagonal\' pedestrian crossing at Oxford Circus.
Whilst to many the concept appears self-explanatory, to a few; especially the
'Man With World's Largest Penis' Sues Anti-impotence Drug Manufacturers Following Eye Injury!
Newark, NJ - Bargis Tryhol, who is listed as having the World's Largest Penis, is suing Viagra after a mishap at his home in Newark, NJ.
According to Tryhol, "I took the drug to see if
\'Halloween\' White House Still Handing Out Eye Candy To Nation
Washington, D.C. - Standing at the front entrance of the White House with the first lady faithfully at his side handing out Halloween candy, Barack Obama, dressed as himself, was criticized not only by Republicans
Eighth Severed Foot Washed Up In Canada - It's No Mystery
The eighth mystery foot washed up on the coast of Canada this week has been traced to a 24 year old English man through extensive DNA profiling.
When interviewed, Mr Peter Mobbs (24, English, funny limp)
Mariah Carey Battling Booze Abuse, Hubby?
Mariah Carey is being accused by her husband Nick, according to an inside source, of neglecting the fact that they both wanted a baby, but Nick says the battle with the parties and the bottle
Susan Finkelstein's Rugby League Defence In Craigslist Hooker Row
Philadelphia - (Balls To That!): "Ain't no Craigslist hooker!" is how 'gorgeous, tall, buxom, blonde, diehard Phillies fan' Susan Finkelstein put it to an undercover cop last week.
The 43 year-old Philadelphia Phillies fan has been
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