Vatican City - (Associated Mess): Joseph Ratzinger is set to become the first Pope to launch his own Pirelli-style calendar which promises to show the Pontiff in a daring range of topless poses including traditional...
New York, New York - (Associated Mess): Embattled US Ambassador to the UN John Bolton is believed to be seeking PR advice on the merits of launching his own Pontifical-style topless calendar to raise his...
Washington, DC (APE) - Yesterday, in an apparent act of self flatulation, President George W. Bush met with presumed incoming Speaker of the House, Nancy...
DURHAM NC- Earl, winner of last week's flatulence contest, is smiling over the brim of his coffee cup as he eyes Sally. He winks at her, she smiles warmly as her dentures pop out of...