Stories Archive by Month - November

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Government Finally Notices Vermont Secession

White House Press Secretary Tony Snow today reported to the press that the state of Vermont actually seceded from the Union three years ago....

 The Spoof
Added: 11 November 2006
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"Breasts Not Bombs" Splinter Group "Vaginas, Not Violence" Celebrates Democratic Victory

The"Breasts Not Bombs" ?(BNB) anti-war movement that began last year in Berkeley, California, when women marched with bared breasts and chanted anti-war slogans, recently spawned an offshoot movement, "Vaginas Not Violence" (VNV). Their first public...

 The Nose On Your Face
Added: 11 November 2006
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"Cool Mice" Live Longer, Counsel Geeky Scientists

LA JOLLA, California. Genetically-modified 'cool' mice whose body temperatures were set one degree below normal live longer lives and are able to counsel dorky lab workers, according to a Scripps Research Institute scientist...

 The Spoof
Added: 10 November 2006
No Lame Duck, Bush To Run In 2008

No Lame Duck, Bush To Run In 2008

Washington, D.C.- Bush 43, the 43rd president of the United States, against the better judgement and advice of Bush 41, his father and the 41st president of the United States, has decided (he is the...)

 The Spoof
Added: 10 November 2006
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Dean Demands Recount As Dems Capture Senate

(2006-11-09) -- As the Associated Press declared Democrat Jim Webb had unseated Sen. George Allen, R-VA, Democrat National Committee Chairman Howard Dean sent a team of lawyers to the Commonwealth of Virginia to investigate irregularities...

 Scrapple Face
Added: 10 November 2006
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Ousted Karl Rove Takes New Job With Hugo Chavez

Karl Rove, the Machiavellian strategist credited with major GOP election successes in 2000, 2002 and 2004, was fired by the Bush Administration...

 Avantnews
Added: 10 November 2006
Hubble Space Telescope Revamped Under Direction of Bill O'reilly

Hubble Space Telescope Revamped Under Direction of Bill O'reilly

Controversial FOX News star Bill O'Reilly has hurled himself into another controversy. His critics are not sure what annoys them more: the fact that he's getting the Hubble telescope revamped or the fact that he's...

 The Spoof
Added: 10 November 2006
Bblooper: It's People!

Bblooper: It's People!

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 BBSpot
Added: 10 November 2006


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