Stories Archive by Month - November

Democratic presidential candidates have begun battling over who has the strongest tax-cutting credentials. Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama dueled in the media yesterday with competing proposals to reduce the burden of taxes on Americans.

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A man was discovered today in a nearby shopping mall trapped on an escalator trying to make it to the next level. Jorge Gonzales says that he has been climbing those stairs on the escalator

Robbinsville, North Carolina (IP) - There is an extreme shortage of water in the southeast United States and Atlanta, Georgia has less than an 80 day supply of water left for millions of people.

The above headline is taken from 'controversial' Danish newspaper Der Betrubel, the same newspaper that printed a 'controversial' Muslim-baiting cartoon earlier in the year.

Fans are screaming once again for Paul McCartney during the first concert with his new band. Even middle-aged women were fainting as the group Halitosis belted out it's first big hit in concert. 'Breathe On

The Sino-Socialist Wonderland, otherwise known as the Peoples' Republic of China, has signaled their intention to put off their persecution of Christians, Falon Gong devotees and democrats by announcing their intention to extend Socialist Repress...

Northern Rock's eBay sale has received a massive response from the auction site's followers. Proving beyond doubt that there is always someone out there that wants the useless stuff that you need to sell, bidding