Stories Archive by Month - November
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Plastic Surgery Freeway Built In Beverly Hills!
Plastic Surgery Gets Its Own Freeway. This recent development will speed things up in Beverly Hills, the world Mecca of plastic surgery.
Dyslexic Hillary Staffer Meant To Plant Answers
(2007-11-10) -- After an awkward presidential debate performance last week by Sen. Hillary Clinton, and news Friday that her campaign staff had primed a questioner before a town hall meeting, the Clinton campaign revealed today
England Awarded World Cup
The Football Association has this morning announced the best possible news for English football supporters when, in a statement on its website, it said that, to commemorate the great World Cup triumph of 1966, Englan...
South Florida Couple Buys Hologram Projector To Keep Up With Joneses
A south Florida couple with working class roots said that they bought a hologram projector to keep up with their neighbors and give the appearance that they were actually doing better than they were.
Chic-fil-a Eat More Chikin' Cow Attacked By Chickens
A Chick-Fil-A Eat More Chikin' cow was attacked today by a truckload of chickens while waving at motorists in Durham. The attack happened on the 1500th block of Roxboro Road early this morning as an
9/11 Was Putin Revenge For Kursk Fiasco Says Interpol
Interpol HQ - (Conspiracy Mess): The head of Interpol's Foreign & Disorganised Crime division has told reporters today that all the unpublished evidence points to Russia's Vladimir Sputum being behind the 9/11 atrocity.
Super-burger Project Underway
Several of the biggest fast food enterprises have joined forces in a secret project. McDonalds, Burger King, Wendy's, and Sonic are developing a new super-burger that will appeal to the typical fast food customer who
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