Stories Archive by Month - November
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"Off With Her Head!" Cheryl Cole's Career In Tatters As X Factor Fans Turn Against Her After Voting Shambles.
$imon Cowe££ first to leave the sinking ship as "nation's sweetheart" turns sour.
Cheryl Cole went from nation's sweetheart to public enemy number one overnight after the X Factor vote-skewing fiasco. Thousands took to the blogosphere
"Sonny With A Chance of Self-harm" Will Continue Without Demi Lovato Says Producers
A leaked internal memo, says that producers are at Code Lohan regarding how to deal with Demi Lovato's stint in rehab for 'not drugs', and are preparing to take steps to protect the "Sonny With
Mccartney To Reform Beatles
Sir Paul McCartney,former member of a famous pop band called The Beatles, has announced that he is reforming the famous quartet for a series of concerts in America next year.
The "moptop" explained: "I fookin' just
Source of Mysterious California Missile Vapor Trail Revealed
A spokesperson for the White House announced today the source of the mysterious vapor trail recorded off the coast of California.Â
"It was a military rocket performing a government function" explained  the presidential  minion.Â
"We had the
Rocket Fired
Monday evening, something launched approximately 35 miles off the California coast. A news helicopter even filmed the rocket-like contrail rising like an arced pillar in the sunset. If seeing is believing, there was definitely a
Jk Rowling Warned of Harry Potter Deathly Hallows Premiere Hex
London - (Slitherin Slutz Mess): London soothsayers are adamant: tomorrow's Deathly Hallows Part 1 London premiere is cursed beyond salvation.
Frantic calls to management at the Odious Cinema in Leicester Square have fallen on deaf ears
Carrie Underwood Co-hosts The 44th Annual Country Music Awards But Her Husband of Four Months Is No Where To Be Seen
NASHVILLE - Carrie Underwood co-hosted the 44th Annual Country Music Award Show and her husband of four months was not in the building, or even in the country.
Carrie was asked where Mr. Carrie Underwood was.
Karl Pilkington Turns Down Mogadishu Trip
Word is reaching us that grumpy Mancunian 'Idiot Abroad' Karl Pilkington has turned down an offer from cheeky chappie Ricky Gervaise to go on a trip to Mogadishu in Somalia.
Insiders say that while Karl was
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