Stories Archive by Month - November

Protest 'Marred' By Skewed Media Coverage, Anarchist N00bs

Disenfranchised students, and a number of Anarchists, today wrecked the Conservative Headquarters at 30 Millbank in London. The promise of soaring tuition fees caused the Student's Union to organise the protest. However, several hundred would-be p...

Disgraced former University of Houston, West Orange-Stark High School, Oklahoma State University, University of Kansas, Houston Oilers, New Orleans Saints, Philadelphia Eagles, Denver Broncos, Buffalo Bills, Atlanta Falcons, San Diego Chargers and Da...

NASHVILLE - Randy Travis, the 51-year-old country singer who has had 16 number hits, has admitted that the real reason that he divorced his wife of 19 years was in order to marry another (married)

Wikileaks, the organization that anonymously publishes submissions of secret documents, has posted the full schematics of the Galactic Empire's most enormous weapons station, the Death Star. Publicly, the Emperor is downplaying the impact of the l...

(Somewhere off the coast of Mexico) - Vowing to protect passengers from harassment by Mexican vagrants and vigilantes, the captain refused to give the order to abandon ship. Instead thousands of passengers will continue

Microsoft's new accessory for the XBox, the Kinect, has been hacked to allow video streaming across the internet, to play live strip poker. PokeHer, the on-line strip poker site, has been steadily gaining adherents as early

Lindsay Lohan. The girl interrupted, the girl with the restraining anklet, the girl still in rehab trying to get her life back together was finally consumed and eaten by the Walking Dead this afternoon.