Stories Archive by Month - November
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Cardboard Box Added To Toy Hall of Fame
The Toy Hall of Fame has a new addition: the cardboard box. It joins the ranks of barbie dolls, GI Joes, Legos and Lincoln Logs in the Hall. Colin Whammo, board member, said that 'The
Philadelphia Eagles Sign New Receiver For Monday Night Football Game
The Philadelphia Eagles have signed a new receiver to replace suspended starter and big mouthed bad boy Terrell Owens. Team officials announced today that The Burger King will start at the position for their Monday
Bush Will Not Seek Third Term
Amid growing democrat criticism of his administration President Bush announced today that he would not seek a third term. Mr. Bush said, "Yep, those wily democrats have outfoxed me again. The brain trust of the
Zarqawi Backs Gop Call To Unveil War-ending Plan
(2005-11-15) ? Abu Musab al-Zarqawi, leader of al-Qaeda in Iraq, today endorsed a measure introduced by Senate Republicans that would force President George Bush to lay out his plan for ending the war against terrorists
Dover Pa Destroyed By God's Wrath Over Intelligent Design Vote
Unconfirmed sources report that the city of Dover Pennsylvania has been destroyed. FEMA officials are on the scene and indicate that the devastation of the once proud city is utterly complete.
Huh? Thehammer.ca's Idiot-on-the-street Poll
We asked average, everyday, salt-of-the-earth, couldn't-pick-the-Prime Minister-out-of-a-police-lineup Canadians what they thought about the prospect of a winter election campaign...
Donald Trump Wants To Convert Paris Hilton Into A Gambling Mecca With Martha Stewart's Help
Paris, the City of Life---Looking for new arenas to invest in, The Donald, as he has become accustomed to be addressed by various and sundry, is setting his sights on the Paris Hilton as the
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