Stories Archive by Month - November

From deep inside Kansas City's jade-green, monolithic monument to stagnant innovation and ever-declining profitability --H&R Block's corporate headquarters-- comes yet another sh-tty idea that will bring distraction and unprofitability to the nea...

Members of a union representing wizards have threatened to put a spell on stars of the latest Harry Potter movie. They are furious after they were not invited to the premiere of the Deathly Hallows in

LOS ANGELES - Taylor Lautner the star of the Twilight series of movies has reportedly confided to his chauffeur Pettigrew "Zoom Zoom" Candlechip that he has fallen head-over-heels for Lily Collins. The 18-year-old Lautner said that

Taylor Swift, who has been more than a little concerned about her boobs, or lack of boobs, lately has asked the Boob Lady herself, Dolly Parton for advice. The two met backstage at the Country Music

After meeting with Oprah Winfrey recently, J. K. Rowling has realized that there are people with more money than her. She has therefore decided to continue milking the "Harry Potter" franchise indefinitely. "The first

The contest to take over the Olympic Stadium after the 2012 Games is between local side West Ham United and North Londoners Tottenham Hotspur. Avram Grant announced that he expects West Ham to have an easy

The Love Boat, which has been off our screens for twenty-five years, has been hijacked leaving Egypt. The documentary about the affairs of the heart that occurred on this boat was compulsive viewing during the

The Met Office today announced that anybody who was counting on a white Christmas is in for yet another disappointment, because it hardly ever snows at Christmas in the UK - usually, it's more like